Kourey’s been afraid of the pirates that are part of our FAM JAM (think VBS for the whole family) theme this year. When I bought her a t-shirt to wear, she said she couldn’t because she was afraid of pirates.
I told her, “But with this shirt on you won’t need to be afraid of the pirates… You’ll BE a pirate! You can’t be scared if you’re a pirate.”
Kourey looked up at me with baleful eyes and proclaimed,
“But I don’t want to be a pirate!”
For those of you without a Seinfeld
problem context, here’s a little remix from “The Puffy Shirt”: