“Tossed Salad” doesn’t usually mean “toss it around the kitchen”. My poor creamy balsamic and feta with red onions salad! Keith, of course, found this hilarious and a worthy fate for a salad (he didn’t have to clean lettuce out of his shoes, though. Much less funny when the romaine is on the other foot!).
At least the schnitzel and homemade noodles with browned butter were delicious.