The setting: sitting outside at a Shenandoah National Park Ranger Station/visitor center/snack bar/picnic area. Many other people are also enjoying the beautiful weather and park facilities.
Kourey: Mama! They’re NAKEE!
Mommy: No, honey, shhh! They just aren’t wearing shirts.
Kourey: We don’t go nakee. We have to wear shirts.
Mommy: Well, yes, we have to wear shirts. Girls always need to wear shirts. But sometimes it’s ok for boys to not wear shirts, so it’s ok for them to take their shirts off.
Kaitlyn: Hey, Daddy, do you want to take YOUR shirt off?
Daddy: Um, no.